"I love Barry Island."
"She sounds like a responsible goat owner."
Mr Goodwin about Mrs Seymore.
"I’m not paying Pink Lady prices."
Suze Mac. Re: buying apples at Tesco.
how t o kiss boy
- walk over to a boy
- extend your limb, caressing his cheeks tenderly
- without moving your head or body, extend your lips so they meet the edge of his ear
- sc rE AM NOOT NOOT
- NOOOT NOO Ot;
Ha ha ha. Nert nert!